Rusty And The Other Dems

My fellow Americans, we are blessed with an incredibly well qualified Democratic field. Any of us running for the Democratic nomination would make a good President. But only I, Rusty Scupperton shall be a GREAT President.

Americans tend to pick leaders with Executive experience. That winnows the field considerably. BYE BYE Senators Clinton, Obama, Biden, Dodd, Edwards, and Gravelle. That just leaves the 3 of us, if memory serves: Mayor Kucinich, Governor Richardson, and myself.

And with all due respect to these two fine Americans, neither comes close to the record of success that I have achieved as Mayor of Scupperton Falls.

So the choice is all too clear America. Rusty has heard your call! In a little over a year, I will sign on for the duty of improving your lives to unbelievable levels! When I am President, there will no longer be the need for the word "more" in "more perfect union"!

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