Rusty And The Bush Family

My fellow Americans, our dear land has suffered mightily at the hands of the Bush Family and when I am elected, JOB ONE will be to repair the Bush damage. Part of that must involve punishing them, not just for revenge, but more importantly, to make sure they will never ever be capable of harming us again.

You know, my friends, that medical technology in the area of fertility treatments has come a long way. Even though she is getting on in years, there is always the risk that W's mother Barbara may try to have more Bush babies. In a Scupperton Administration, this nightmarish scenario will not be allowed to happen. One of my first acts will be to make sure that "Bar" Bush is incarcerated to make sure that she will never again try to reproduce. Never again will hellish Bush spawn spring from her loins.

Of course we will take great pains to ensure there will never be a President Jeb, Neal, Jenna, George P, or God forbid, Marvin Bush in our future. You can be absolutely assured, I have detailed plans to protect America from the Bush family. If you elect me, I swear by all that's good, they will never hurt us again.

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