Not So Funny, Stephen Colbert

Back to JRTART.COM Back to Rusty's Campaign Central Back to Campaign Trail News Previous Item

Old friends Stephen Colbert and Rusty Scupperton in happier days...

I like a good "Ha Ha!" as much as anyone, but there are a few things that should never be mocked, and one of them is the Presidency.

With all due respect to my long time friend, FunnyMan Stephen Colbert, I am simply OUTRAGED that you would try to run. Sure you are comical, but how is a buffoon like you even remotely qualified to become Leader of the Free World?

Simply put, this is a job for very serious people, individuals like myself who are imbued with great Leadership skills, towering intellects, honed judgements, and deep seriousness of purpose.

Stephen my clownish friend, what do you know about government, about science, about anything other than solicitation of cheap guffaws? No my friend, this is not an endeavor that you should be pursuing. Stand back and let Rusty and the other serious candidates have the Stage to ourselves.

Previous Item

Paid for by the Committee to Elect Rusty Scupperton!