Fightin' John's War Diaries, Fighting John's War Diaries, World War 2, Humor, war satire, war stories, Robert Capa, John R. Thornton, Ken Burns, parody
How I "Fixed" Me Some Krauts
I am often asked whether I regret anything I done back in the War years. The truth is that I came to believe the Nazis didn’t deserve a hell of a lot my loving kindness. Not every Kraut was pure evil, but those SS sons of bitches sure were.
Back in ‘45 I was serving with the 3rd AD in Germany as a MP guarding the SS prisoners. I was meant to check these Kraut POWs for lice, but I was so pissed off over what they done to the Jews over there, that I circumcised every one of them lousy Hun bastards. By the way, about thirty seconds after Bobby Capa snapped this picture, I made sure that Little Mr. Master Race here lost a good bit of his swagger! He won’t be beginning no Beguines with any of them frauleins for quite a while! So no sir, I got no regrets, no regrets at all.Next Previous